Helping You Justify a Real AV Budget by Failing Spectacularly.
Perfect for: Interns tasked with planning a 500 pax event with $200
1 used speaker from Carousell (we didn’t test it)
Extension cord taped together with hope
Setup guide written in Comic Sans
AV crew is someone’s cousin — not sure whose
FREE: “We tried our best” sign for the front of house
“Because doing the bare minimum still costs something.”
Perfect for: When you want to say you hired AV, but didn’t really mean it
2 mics, 1 with a switch that turns it off when you move
Projector with the fan noise of a helicopter
Staff who “used to work in AV” but now do crypto
No rehearsals. Rehearsals are for rich people.
Add-on: Staff will look confused at your boss for free
“You can’t blame yourself if we’re here to take the hit.”
Perfect for: Corporate events where something must go wrong
Outdated laptops running pirated PowerPoint 2007
Audio delay so bad it becomes an art installation
Crew with great attitudes and zero training
Livestream that connects to your ex’s Facebook
NEW: Debrief Email That Blames Weather, Mercury Retrograde, or Vibes
“Your CEO will say: ‘This wouldn’t have happened if we paid more.’ That’s the goal.”
Perfect for: Creative agencies who oversold their client and underdelivered their budget
3 TVs from a defunct hotel. Resolution: mystery
6 wireless mics. Batteries not included. Or available.
AV crew dressed like they’re from a rave — because they are
Gear arrives during your welcome speech
Onsite team will say “we were just following the brief” at least 6 times
“Your pitch was flawless. Your execution? Us.”
Perfect for: Government, MNCs, or gala dinners where jobs are on the line
2m x 3m LED wall with half the pixels drunk
Random video switcher from eBay. Manual is in Russian
Zero backups. One HDMI cable. That’s it.
Microphones with mysterious crackling that “wasn’t there before”
Event staff will loudly ask: “Is this supposed to happen?” every 10 minutes
“It’s not sabotage. It’s your vendor.”
Perfect for: When you’re quitting next week and want your boss to feel everything
Everything in the Scapegoat Deluxe tier, but louder
Tech crew selected for their strong opinions and weak filters
LED wall set to maximum seizure mode
All presenter mics routed through a flanger effect — for that underwater TED Talk vibe
Onsite team trained to disrespect authority (especially your boss)
“Accidental” feedback moments precisely timed for CEO keynotes
Custom printed shirts: “I survived this event. Your boss didn’t.”
“You don’t want a graceful exit. You want a flaming, mic-peaking legacy.”
Make them remember you — for the wrong reasons.
Perfect for: When you need the event and your career to be wiped from collective memory
Entire setup run off a single power strip
Livestream uses hotel Wi-Fi and a 2009 webcam
Graphics prepared in Microsoft Paint by someone’s nephew
Crew communicates only in memes
Smoke machine? Constant. Purpose? Unclear.
Showcaller is an AI chatbot we trained on Reddit
Includes: Post-event therapy voucher (one per company)
“The only AV package banned from 3 countries and 2 wedding venues.”